"Success is getting what you want..
Happiness is wanting what you get."

— ― Dale Carnegie (via psych-quotes)

(via fantasy-remains-a-human-right)

your-scallywag:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(via anditslove)

(Source: awwww-cute, via anditslove)


"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."

"That’s funny."

"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

(Source: theclearlydope, via shes-elecktric)

fantasy-remains-a-human-right:

Neuschwanstein Castle, Germany

(via liamdryden)

If you needed further proof you shouldn’t believe everything you read in the press, here’s a blatant lie from OK! (Via @boomerangmouth)

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Wearing Dinosaur Costumes

Previously: Cats Wearing Animal Hats, Animals Wearing Sweaters

penguinlass:


awwww-cute:

He jumped in and meowed until i closed the door, maybe he thinks he is going in to space

Ground control to major Tom

penguinlass:

awwww-cute:

He jumped in and meowed until i closed the door, maybe he thinks he is going in to space

Ground control to major Tom

(via drawspoopymisha)